a mothers day poem

Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby .
"Somebody" doesn't know that once you're a mother, "Normal," is history."
Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct
"Somebody" never took a three-year-old shopping."
Somebody said being a mother is boring .
"Somebody" never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit."
Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out good."
"Somebody" thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee."
Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices .....
"Somebody" never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window."
Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother .
"Somebody" never helped a fourth grader with her math."
Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the first.
"Somebody" doesn't have five children.
Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in the books .
"Somebody" never had a child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears."
Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery ....

"Somebody" never watched her baby get on the bus for the first day of kindergarten."
or on a plane headed for military boot camp.
Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied behind her back .
"Somebody" never organized four giggling Brownies to sell cookies."
Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married
"Somebody" doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter to a mother's heartstrings."
Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home
"Somebody" never had grandchildren."
Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her.
"SOMEBODY" ISN'T A MOTHER"